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MAK
Saturday, Jul 18 10:07 AM
Wild majic is the anchor of the arc of life that spans and masters time
In your Ab-scents
Saturday, Jun 13 18:34 PM
Your scent haunts me like a heavy plume of smoke
lies beside me in the dark and follows me down the street
I walk beside your silent ghost
longing
smiling sadly
the memory of your fingers strokes the back of my neck
I am
once again
lost in your fire
an orphan in your flame
once again
hopelessly in love
at midnight your ghost begins to settle
curling up next to my heart
in your abscence
my anticipation
your
kisses
your
kisses

Renay nay
SF
Friday, May 8 10:31 AM
Just thinking about how much I enjoy my friends in Stella Royale and the inspired music they make... Whan the fuck is the next show? Oh wait you have a page on that. How convenient.
Maximo
Tuesday, Nov 11 03:52 AM
in japan
there is a musical cord
that winds around the temple
of celestial spine

this pagoda
of musical dexterity
is more akin to the rustling
of leaves

than - pelvic
thurst of GADDA
DA VIDA

whose liner notes
pointed straight up
in opposite directions
to the East and the West

only a motorcycle ride away
from a journey beneath a swaying
bridge

to work
in heart of a
barbary coast ...

where we spread our pilsner
on back of leather seat
and made our gasoline

combustible

with thighs
which churned
our frothing evening

white
Cat McClean
Monday, Nov 10 14:23 PM
I loved your show. You have a very cool sound. let me know if you need a cello. I took it up a year ago and have been recording and playing live.
I think it would be cool in your band.
the redhead
San Francisco
Sunday, Mar 2 06:10 AM
Tonight Stella Royale put on quite possibly the best performance of their extensive careers in music thus far. The sound was...dare I say..perfection!
M
outer limits
Tuesday, Feb 26 22:47 PM
A group of indigenous Alaskans and idealistic environmentalists fed up with Exxon, take over an empty supertanker, fill it with hydrogen, set a timer and take off. The resulting explosion (which doesn't kill anyone) makes the Hindenburg conflagration look like a votive candle. Exxon realizes that this effective tactic means it can no longer use it's billions to defend it's environmental lapses and agrees to make amends.

Obviously this is an idea for a work of fiction from a fella with a degree in creative writing who does not advocate such illegal activity. Please do not do this. It is illegal. This is a story idea only and not intended as a primer for any frustrated environmentalist or indigenous Alaskan who may want to take on Exxon in this asymmetrical fashion -
PK
right here
Friday, Feb 22 00:43 AM
Did you know that most of the female performers in the circus world
were actually drag queens.

here is a story from the midway, a side show story.
(In the carny language telling stories is called "cutting up jackpots)


ran into Joe Givens out on the road last season.
He was working a popper.

Joe had been a half&half / bearded lady back in the heyday of
sideshows.
He stopped by our shows one day and introduced himself.
We talked a little while and he told me this story about Hedy Jo
Starr.

Hedy Jo Starr was America's first sex change.
Christene Jorgenson got all the press as the first but it was really
Hedy Jo Starr.

Hedy Jo used to work in drag before her operation.
After,she became famous writing a column for the National Enquirer
called "Both Sides of Love".
She also did quite well ($) designing and sewing costumes for famous
strippers,herself included.

So,at the height of her success she decided to take a first class
girlshow out on the road and play all the best fairs.
That's how she wound up booking into a spot with L.I.Thomas.

L.I.Thomas liked to book girlshows on his midway.
Apparantly he had an eye for the ladies in general and for strippers
in particular.

So there was Hedy Jo one morning,supervising her crew as they were
laying out the girlshow tent,when L.I.Thomas walked up.
He was there to check out the goods.

L.I.Thomas- "Good morning,where are the girls?"

Hedy Jo- "Over there,lacing up the top."

L.I.Thomas- "Those are all men,they're not women!"

Hedy Jo- "Don't worry,honey.They will be by tonight!"
Katherine
Oxfordshire
Wednesday, Feb 20 00:53 AM
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes
m
Tuesday, Feb 12 00:46 AM
Will this country be better served by hope or by a Stepford Wife and The Manchurian Candidate?
Anonymous
Estancia, New Mexico
Friday, Feb 1 02:23 AM
I was there during that time in New Mexico in 1990. You guys have always been surrounded by strange business. Your secrets will not last for long.
Ol' drinkin' toast
past, present, future
Tuesday, Jan 29 02:12 AM
Here's to it and to it again, and to do it everytime you get to it, cause you may never get to it to do it again!
maximo
here and there
Sunday, Jan 27 21:26 PM
stella royale's

that dawning awareness
as you watch yourself engage
the flint on your Zippo lighter

that what you've been smelling
since you've walked in the door
is natural gas

a singular moment of clarity
of what's about to come

but you can't keep that finger
from moving

- maximo
Bones
New Orleans
Friday, Jan 25 21:44 PM
If I'm in town, I will pay you a visit. It has been way to long.
PS remember the rubber ducky?
-T.J.
Guess who
Hell
Tuesday, Jan 1 21:46 PM
Don't forget your appointment Boz...oh...I mean Dave (ha, ha)
-Talking Tina
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